Saturday, January 14, 2006

Barbara Bush & Monica Lewinsky confess to being lesbian lovers...

Just a quickie, mainly because I have some work to get done for a customer and a deadline to meet, but anyway...Last night, I went out with some friends and went to see HOSTEL. After seeing this movie, I have come to the forgone conclusion it FUCKING SUCKED DONKEY COCK, why do you say ? Well I for one thought it was BORING, and I don't give a flying rat's fat ass if it was directed by quentin fucking tarantino, I don't, because this movie should have never have left the fucking 20 cent paper it came from,and something else, if you liked this movie, YOU ARE A SICK, SADISTIC,EGO-MANIAC WITH EMOTIONAL ISSUES I have never wanted my money back so bad until seeing this steaming pile of dogshit. And no, I didn't do my homework on what the movie was about, because I wanted to for once NOT KNOW A SINGLE FUCKING THING about a movie before I went to it, I didn't want to know the plot line, I didn't want to know if HE/SHE died and if they bare their tits before doing so, no, none of that, I wanted it to be a complete surprise, well guess fucking what, IT WAS ! It's like catching you're girlfriend screwing the 120yr old neighbor next door that is confined to a wheel chair and missing a leg, that's the kind of surprise it was. I have only seen one movie that worse then this one, MORTAL KOMBAT II, GOOD GOD, we didn't even make it though half of it, we walked the fuck out and got our money back, and a coupon for a free movie, (yay !) So, save you're self the $9.00 to see this movie, wait until it hits the dollar theather, and then still think twice about it, maybe buy it when it hits the el-cheapo (5.50) bin at Wal-mart, and that's if you really have nothing better to buy.

That's my movie rating for the week, if you don't agree with my opinion, I really don't give a shit, so don't bother leaving stupid comments.

2 comments:

MissJester said...

Hey Santa,
I heard this movie sucked long before it ever came out. So I agree with you but reading what you have to say about it is the good part. I have a video I would like for you to see. I have the html code for it that I would use to put it on my blog but I don't want to do that. Any suggestions on how I can get it to you? Oh, and good luck getting the house. I survived being crammed into a 800 sq foot, two bedroom, one bath house with three other adults and two children. But hey! It was on the beach.....LOL!

MissJester said...

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